Have a pet kitty? Read these funny cat resolutions… then make your kitty sign it, with a paw print.
I will not run through the house with a condom wrapper in my mouth, especially when my human’s grandmother is over.
My human will never let me eat her pet rat, and I am at peace with that.
I will not leap into my human’s chair which she has temporarily vacated, and then bite my human on the bum when she sits back down.
I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie.
I will not sniff at my male human’s feet after he takes his shoes off, freeze my mouth open in disgust and then sniff my private parts to compare odors. My female human might find it amusing, but my male human does not appreciate it, especially in front of company.